Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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