ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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