no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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