they need to just BURY HIM!
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.