No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...