I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void