Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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