hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Randomize
