This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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