i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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