the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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