the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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