I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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