do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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