i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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