Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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