at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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