Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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