If that was your dad, he is hot
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize