Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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