Whod you bang
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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