I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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