My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i believe in u and ur pee
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