You surviving the open bar?
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This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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