she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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