I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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