thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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