Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The air was thick with penises
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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