the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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