No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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