you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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