Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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