What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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