gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The power of my boobs compel you
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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