What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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