Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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