gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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