she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I just found puke in my bra..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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