Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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