Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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