I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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