Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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