it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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