Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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