the new term for farting is butt boxing.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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