i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
What should our trivia night team be named?
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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