The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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