dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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