i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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