just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you didnt know i had herpes?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She bit a glass in half.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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