Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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