Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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