I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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