This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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