We won't sleep together?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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