Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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