why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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