He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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