i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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